NIET KIJKEN!
echt niet, sla mijn waarschuwing niet in de wind, niet kijken!
voor de mensen die toch nieuwsgierig zijn en graag hun dood tegemoet zien:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~rloeve/zomg!.JPG
dankjewelentotziens!
BTW: zowel lichamelijke als geestelijke stoornissen kunnen (alweer) niet op mij afgerekend worden!
Opti’s and Succumbus’ A series of unfortunate events #1
Opti’s and Succumbus’ A series of unfortunate events #1
the wonderful world of bathing!
Chapter one: the Catch of Succumbus
Chapter two: the cleaning of Succumbus
Chapter three: the cleansing of Succumbus
Chapter four: the imaginary friends of Succumbus
Chapter five: Surviving the imaginary friends of Succumbus
~not the end~
Knerpoor-medicijn
mocht je last hebben van knerporen, een veel-voorkomend fenomeen, waar ook ik nu last van heb, zorg dan dat je de volgende ingredienten in huis hebt voor Marijn’s (aka Optimizer) recept tegen knerporen:
250 g cherrytomaten
1 eetlepel olijfolie
1 theelepel grof zeezout
1 zakje Italiaanse kruidenmix (27 g)
200 g bloem
100 g boter, in blokjes
5 eieren
1 bakje ricotta (kaas, 250 g)
100 g Grana Padano (kaas), in grove snippers
1 zak rucola slamelange
en brouwen maar!
evt. ongevallen niet op mij afrekenen. (mail me en ik laat zien waar Marijn’s huis woont)
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The mighty adventures of Nerd Boy and Neuro Cat! #1
Themighty adventures of Nerd Boy and Neuro Cat!
Issue#1 x96 Nerd-Boy !
Itx92s late at night and a storm is brewing.In a dark and secluded room a man is frantically working a computer. Thenx85trouble strikes.
x93Gah stupid computer! Why did you have tocrash at this moment! Just when Ix92m writing a speech for the malls openingtomorrow!x94 The man mashes his keyboard out of frustration.
Then lightning strikes and shortlyilluminates the room, a gust of wind blows through the house and a shadow inthe shape of a man is seen as lightning strikes again. The man falls of hischair and looks up to the window, he gasps loudly as a dark man-sized shapesits in his window.
x93Obviously, thatx92s a PEBKAC problem.x94 Theyoung man says as he jumps into the room. As he walks towards the computer heenters an illuminated area and the light reveals him to be small-framed andwiry instead of being dark and brooding. He wears something resembling acostume, dark pants with a crimson t-shirt. Over that he wears a black short-sleeved, unbuttoned shirt. His face is masked by what seems to resemble aninja-mask.
The man recovers from the ground and looksat the young man. x93Whox85 who in the blazing hells are you?!x94
Coolly the young man answers, not evenlooking up, as he bends over the computer x93Some call mex85 Nerd-Boyx94.
x93Hey! Hey hey! What on earth do you thinkyou are doing?!x94 the man shouts as Nerd-Boy hits some keys on the pc and clicksthe mouse twice. Nerd-Boy remains silent as he shows to the man the computerscreen. A cursor is flashing where an error used to be and the work of the manwas recovered and waiting to be finished.
x93Waitx85 errrx85 thanksx85 what did you just doto my computer?x94 The man asks while Nerd-Boy walks towards the window and flipsone leg through it.
x93I fixed it.x94
The man looks back and forth between themasked man and his pc. x93What does PEBKAC mean anyway?x94
x93Problem exists between keyboard and chairx94Nerd-Boy responds while he climbed out the window. However he loses his balanceand falls face-first on the ground, his pants caught in a nail in the window.
x93Ugh.. Ix92m alright.x94 He says while he getsup his feet again. x93Ix92m alrightx85x94
x93Thanks!x85 errr. I suppose.x94 The man shoutsafter him as he runs off onto the street, back to his secret hideoutx85 or third-storyapartment.
